May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

 

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)

My name is.. [scratches] Bennett Maloley

Cirque du Soleil training or Spinning Baby Syndrome or Worst Dad Ever

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Men at work

• Sometimes song is the only thing that can pull Bennett out of the screams.  Since I don't know any lullabies (per se) I have to resort to a myriad of top 40 (once upon a time) tunes (or early 90's gangsta rap).  Today Bennett was fighting sleep and I resorted to Men at Work (ironically, Karah was gone and it was just the guys at home . . . get it?  Men at Work??  Nevermind.).  Anyway, Dad singing Overkill was finally what got him in the crib:

I can't get to sleep

I think about the implications

Of diving in too deep

And possibly the complications

Especially at night

I worry over situations

I know I'll be alright

It's just Overkill

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  Incidentally, this is my favorite scene from my favorite TV show:

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  Another cool Scrubs (ironically, I wore scrubs to work today) musical scene (I digress):

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  What's cooler than being cool?  (Ice cold!) 

Yo, Coach Pelini. Check me out.

Bennett D. Maloley

Weakside Defensive End
Avon, Colorado

Ht:  2'
Wt: 15 lbs
40:  ???
Vertical Jump:  ????
Class:  2028

Happy Birthday Gido!

Today is my Grandad's birthday.  Guess how old he is. 

I love you, Gido!

- Bennett

The Cape

One of my fatherhood goals . . . to teach Bennett to "trust his cape"

"He did not know he could not fly and so he did"

Sippin on Gin and Juice

• Again, we packed up the kid and dog (and accompanying accessories) in the family truckster and headed east (Just like Smokey and the Bandit . . . Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin' ).  This time to St. Francis, USA (as good as it gets). 

• Ever been to the Cheyenne County fair (a.k.a. Fair)?  I have . . . and the parade too.  Jealous?



Fair



Parade
Thanks to Lampe Hardware, Inc for a little shade.

• The St. Francis Amusement Authority consists of 10 board members. Their goal is to provide a fun and safe environment for families at the Cheyenne County fair. Volunteers are always welcomed.
• Amusement Authority . . . is that like mandatory fun?
• What happened at Fair? . . . Karah chatted (and played nickles and chatted), Bennett slept, and I maintained the stroller.  A special thanks to the other "extra", Bennett's cousin Wil (he played the teenager who's "grown since the last time I saw you."). 
• Brux had reservations at the Holidog Inn on Saturday.
• Bennett met his other Great Grandma, Meta, this weekend:

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  Karah celebrated her 36th on Sunday:

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  I love my son:

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  Karah had a United Way board meeting this morning . . . sooo, I got to take Bennett to work with me.  Super fun!
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  Snoop (D-O-Double G, ya see) is a wise dad (a.k.a wizzle dizzle):